I'm pregnant(not really)

Things I have been known to say..........
"If I were an oscar meyer weiner....."

"BRO, we are chattin it up online!!"

"Through project you, I went from a size 12 to 2!! WAHOOO"

"I need some agua!!"

"HiL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Are you ovulating??"

"Were you birthed through the canal or by C-section?"

That's all for now....but no worries people....i'm sure I'll be back in a few min....or hours....or days...or maybe not at all(but i doubt that)